Fish Falling from the Sky

My dream started like this... I was driving to work in my brand new porsche. It was a sunny hot Saturday morning in the east side of Florida, Miami. As I was driving to work my car stalled. I went to inspect it and everything went black. I started falling and saw an animal with huge eyes. His mouth was open wide and I was sure this was my last moment of life. As I started to fall into his large and gross mouth……. I woke up with a sudden shock and was screaming. Finally I realized that it was only a dream. I was sweating as bad as when a runner finishes his big long marathon.

Hi, I am bob and one thing you must know about me is that I get sidetracked really easily. As I slowly glanced over to look at the time, I realized it was already time to go to work. I hopped out of bed as fast as I could, had a shower, ate breakfast, and go into my rusty old van. I thought about my dream and the porsche that I had, unfortunately it was only a dream. I started to drive out of my garage and the next thing I knew I was on the highway. Of course there was Saturday morning traffic, so I knew I was going to be late for work. After 15 minutes of bumper to bumper traffic, it cleared up and I was on my way. Although my van was really old, I didn’t think it was going to stall, but of course it did. I went to go look under the hood and discovered it was definitely not going to start up again. I was so upset and mad, that I exploded out “What could happen now!” Next thing I know it started to get dark and cloudy and as I looked up I saw orange clouds. “Wow, that's not normal.” I was really creeped out and all of a sudden it started to thunder. Nervously hopping back into my van it started to rain fish! “Oh my gosh! It is raining fish!”I got my umbrella out of the back seat and jumped outside. Wow, it was really raining fish. I carefully stuck my hand out and there they were - goldfish crackers raining from above. I was in such shock that I forgot all about work.

I ran to the nearest store and told them about the raining fish. “Help, help somebody, it's raining fish. You must come and see!” They came outside and of course it wasn't raining fish anymore. “Listen buddy, you probably stayed up to late or something, and have no clue what you are talking about. So just go home and relax.” I was not happy because it stopped raining fish. Maybe I was just seeing things, so I took the subway home. When I got home I had 10 missed calls, and they were from work. I work at a very important technology place. I called them back and they asked where I was. I told them the whole story and they said that if I miss one more day this week I will be fired. I hung up the phone and jumped into my bed. I closed my eyes and tried to fall asleep. I was awoken by the sound of little bangs on my roof. I slowly walked outside and saw that it was raining fish again. I slammed the door shut. Crazy voices came streaming though my head, Maybe I wasn’t dreaming. I was just wasting my time thinking about how it is raining fish. Well it is not every day that it rains fish so I got a bowl and started catching fish.