Friday, December 18, 2009

the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! bababa, got any grapes." the man said"no we just sell lemonade but its cold and its fresh and its all homemade can i get you a glass?" the duck said " ill pass." then he wadled away. wadalwadle till the very next day babababa. the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he siad to the man running stand. "hey bababa got any grapes?" the man siad " no like i said yesturday we jjust sell lemonade okay, why no give it a try?" the duck said "goodbye." then he wadled away wadle wadle till the very next day bababababadaba. when the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand " hey babababab got any grapes?" the man said " look this is getting old lemonade is all that we ever sold. how about you give it a go?" the duck said how about no." then he wadled away wadle wadle till the very nex day bababababadaba. the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand " hey bababa got any grapes?" the man said " that's it if you dont stay away duck i will glue you to a tree and leave ou there all day stuck. so dont get to close. then the duck said " audios." then he wadled away wadle wadle till the very next day bababababadaba. the duck walked up to the leomonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey bababa got any glue?

what?

got any glue?"

no why would i have gl- oh

then i have one more question for you, got any grapes? bababa bababa

and the man just stopped and he started to smile, he started to laugh he laughed for a while and then he said "come on duck, lets go to the store and buy you some grapes.
then they wadled away wadle wadle then they wadled away wadle wadle then they wadled away wadle wadle till the very next day!!! bababababadaba

Monday, December 7, 2009

Dear King Guacamole,

I have arrived at the small poor city called Nippur. I have been accepted into the city as one of them. The city poor and is on a low abundance of food. I have met the king and he is a man great intelligence. I feel that there is a wonderful bond between me and the king so I now feel that it will be much easier to kill him. The people in this city are skinny and poor because the guards get all the food to stay strong and keep the city protected. There walls are built out of cement which will be good for your soon to be new city strong and healthy. They have great animals there such as horses, sheep, and cows. They have lush fields to grow food and on. There are market places and trading areas where they will trade gold copper and the finest silk. I feel that this city will be great to do farming and trading. I do think that I should kill king guacamole now because if you wait for more than 2 week than he will find out what I am here for and will kill me. But it is your choose and I am just saying what you should do.
Sincerely, your agent spy.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Ice Cream Palace

As I walked into the ice cream shop the smell of cotton candy came drizzling past my nose. I was going to start my first job here at the ice cream palace. I was so excited, I was not going to let anything stop me from getting this job. I proudly marched up to the waitress. “Excuse me?” She turned around slowly and she was beautiful. Her hair was long and blonde, and she was as tall as a normal person. Her eyes were as sparkly as a diamonds. “Hello welcome to the ice cream shop. What can I do for you today?” she asked politely. I replied in a nervous voice. “I am here for a job.” “Oh I'm sorry we are not hiring, but if you come back in a few months we can probably offer you a job.” I felt the sweat on my palms and the anger in my mind “Are you serious?!” I rambunctiously screamed. Every person in the shop looked at me puzzled and upset. I did not care this job was going to be mine. “If you could please leave the building, we do not allow yelling. Her high voice exclaimed. She gave me a mad glare. Her eyes were squinted and her mouth was shut. “Don’t you tell me what to do, I came for this job and I will get it!” she reached for the pink phone and started pushing the small yet shiny button “could I please get the security over to the ice cream palace?” she asked quickly and quietly."Are you calling the security on me?” I asked with big grunt in my voice. "ya i am!" she spoke in her polite voice.Within 10 second cold ruff hand grabbed me by my arm and pulled me out of the pretty pink palace. I got guided into the cold dark parking lot and I got told to go home.

As I drove into my parking lot I glanced at the time. It was already 11:00pm! My mom, who hopefully will be sleeping, will kill me if she finds me home at this time. I slowly stepped out of the car trying to be as quiet as a tiny little mouse. Unfortunately, my mom came rushing thought the tall garage door. Uh oh this could not end good I thought, and of course she got as mad as a typical mom does when her teenage daughter gets home to late. I told her the whole story with every tlittle detail. " oh honey are you okay?" she asked in her sweet innocent voice." ya mom, i am fine."i reaplied happy she did not ground me yet. i guess she understood what it was like to try to get a job" Young lady you are so grounded, what were you thinking?!" I did not want to answer her so i started to slump to my room. My palms were sweating and i was as mad as ever. I wanted to scream but i held it back. I entered my room which was pink and brown. There were clothes everwhere but i didnt bother to pick up anything. I just jumped onto my big brown bed. The springes made me jump up and down a few times. My eyes were as heavy as 10 pound weights. i was so tired so i decided to shut my eyes and within 10 seconds I was fast asleep thinking about my whole day. It went from trying to get a job to yelling at the waitress to getting kicked out of the Ice Cream Palace. I knew one thing, that tomorrow I would get a job, and this time I was sure.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Fish Falling from the Sky

My dream started like this... I was driving to work in my brand new porsche. It was a sunny hot Saturday morning in the east side of Florida, Miami. As I was driving to work my car stalled. I went to inspect it and everything went black. I started falling and saw an animal with huge eyes. His mouth was open wide and I was sure this was my last moment of life. As I started to fall into his large and gross mouth……. I woke up with a sudden shock and was screaming. Finally I realized that it was only a dream. I was sweating as bad as when a runner finishes his big long marathon.

Hi, I am bob and one thing you must know about me is that I get sidetracked really easily. As I slowly glanced over to look at the time, I realized it was already time to go to work. I hopped out of bed as fast as I could, had a shower, ate breakfast, and go into my rusty old van. I thought about my dream and the porsche that I had, unfortunately it was only a dream. I started to drive out of my garage and the next thing I knew I was on the highway. Of course there was Saturday morning traffic, so I knew I was going to be late for work. After 15 minutes of bumper to bumper traffic, it cleared up and I was on my way. Although my van was really old, I didn’t think it was going to stall, but of course it did. I went to go look under the hood and discovered it was definitely not going to start up again. I was so upset and mad, that I exploded out “What could happen now!” Next thing I know it started to get dark and cloudy and as I looked up I saw orange clouds. “Wow, that's not normal.” I was really creeped out and all of a sudden it started to thunder. Nervously hopping back into my van it started to rain fish! “Oh my gosh! It is raining fish!”I got my umbrella out of the back seat and jumped outside. Wow, it was really raining fish. I carefully stuck my hand out and there they were - goldfish crackers raining from above. I was in such shock that I forgot all about work.

I ran to the nearest store and told them about the raining fish. “Help, help somebody, it's raining fish. You must come and see!” They came outside and of course it wasn't raining fish anymore. “Listen buddy, you probably stayed up to late or something, and have no clue what you are talking about. So just go home and relax.” I was not happy because it stopped raining fish. Maybe I was just seeing things, so I took the subway home. When I got home I had 10 missed calls, and they were from work. I work at a very important technology place. I called them back and they asked where I was. I told them the whole story and they said that if I miss one more day this week I will be fired. I hung up the phone and jumped into my bed. I closed my eyes and tried to fall asleep. I was awoken by the sound of little bangs on my roof. I slowly walked outside and saw that it was raining fish again. I slammed the door shut. Crazy voices came streaming though my head, Maybe I wasn’t dreaming. I was just wasting my time thinking about how it is raining fish. Well it is not every day that it rains fish so I got a bowl and started catching fish.

Friday, October 30, 2009

over coming challenges

Overcoming challenges is something that every person has to do. When you over come a challenge it will take a long time. One of my challenges when I was little was riding my bike. I tried and tried to stay up but I just keep falling. So after a while i just gave up but now when I look back I think," What good is it to give up because if you do you will never achievewhat you were trying to do." To overcome my challenges I took a step back and put on training wheels. That really helped because know I had something to balance me. I finally got it, so I took off my training wheels and tried to ride it. I would fall and cry but I never would give up That is how I overcame my challenge how about you?

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Scaredy Student

Warning, if you have a fear of teachers, you must stop reading this story right now. It can give you horrible nightmares, and make all the teachers seem scary to you. If you are one of those brave ones, then you just might want to hope that you are brave enough for this story.

As I twisted and turned in my big brown bed, my alarm eventually went off. Hi my name is Olivia, and it is my first day of school today. I'm going into grade four and that is where you get to make new friends and learn more things. I sprang out of bed and got ready for school. This is what I do every morning to get ready for school.
At 7:00 I wake up,
at 7:05 I stare out my window
at 7:10 I brush my teeth,
at 7:15 I take my dog outside
at 7:25 I make my bed
at 7:30 I take a shower,
at 8:00 I eat breakfast,
at 8:30 I brush my teeth,
then at 8:45 my mom drives me to school.
Although I was only in grade four, there were still many things to be afraid of. What if the school falls on me or what if my teacher tries to turn me into an apple? I slowly strolled into the school. There were so many new people to see. The school bell rang so I went into my class room. I had my first glimpse of my teacher, and she had short grey curly hair, which was in a bun. She had a great big wart, right at the bottom of her small, scrawny chin. She saw me and came strolling over to me. "Hello girl, what is your name?"
She looked like one of those evil witches that you see in a scary movie. I walked away hoping that she would just ignore me, but she didn't. "Where do you think you are going?" "Get back here this instant," yelled the teacher in a strict voice. She came running after me, which made me even more scared. She came up to me and exclaimed, "Why are you running away from me, I asked you a question!" By now I was as scared as a three year old when she gets into trouble from a teacher. I knew I should listen, so I told her my name. "My name is Olivia." After I told her, I walked to my desk quickly and quietly. All the people were staring at me because they heard my discussion with the teacher. Some of them looked confused, and some of them were laughing at me. One kid was not even interested; he was just picking his small scrawny little nose. I was furious. My first day in grade four and everyone already thinks that I am weird.

“Hello class, welcome to your first day of grade four. I will be your teacher and my name is Mrs. Belcomesmochi." I hid my head in my two small hands hoping that she would not notice me. "I do get mad easy, but if you cooperate and listen to me, I am sure that we will get along fine. Now, let’s start doing some work." She explained what we had to do and she told us that if we talk once we will be sent to detention. I grabbed my long, hard, yellow pencil and got to work. I felt the sweat rush down my small fragile face as I started to write. I thought over and over again about what the teacher has told or lectured us about. Mrs. Belcomesmochi got up from her desk and wandered around the class making sure that every single person was working like they were suppose to. She came to me and gave me a good long stare.

Two hours later I heard huge loud bangs, repeating over and over again. I looked around in a curious manner. Then I heard a big boom. I screamed as loud as I could, because I knew that the school was going to fall down. I screamed at the top of my lungs "THE SCHOOL IS FALLING DOWN!!!" All the girls and boys screamed for their lives, trying to find a way out of the building, like bees trying to find their way out of a net. "QUIET!!!" the teacher yelled in a high pitch voice. All the children stopped and sprinted around.
I glanced at the teacher who looked furious. Her eyes were squinted and her palms were in fists.
"That is enough, all of you!” Olivia, what in the world were you thinking child? It is just the movie playing in the other room!"
My face went as red as a tomato, that is ripe and ready to eat. "I didn't know, and I’m very sorry." I mumbled, ashamed of myself. After that incident, the teacher called my mom and told her everything that happened. My mom grounded me for two weeks, and said that I can’t play on the computer or play with any friends for a full two weeks.

Tonight was parent teacher interviews and I had to go with my mom. I was so excited because my mom would finally know how mean my teacher is. I came downstairs from my room, and of course my mom talked to me about what happened at school today. “Olivia what happened at school today?” “Mom, you don’t understand the teacher, she is horrible.” I told her about everything that she did today. “Teacher are not like that and you know it Olivia. No teacher would be that mean.” I was speechless and there was not a word in my little brain that I could say. I guess I would just have to wait for parent teacher interviews.

We headed out into our large garage and got into our black shiny Porsche and drove to our school. When we got there I told my mom where to find my teacher. “Is this the classroom right here?” My mom asked me. “Yes just go in,” I replied. We tiptoed into the classroom and out of the corner of my eye I saw my ugly mean old teacher. “Welcome, you must be Ms. Bordeaux, I am Mrs. Belcomesmochi.
I’m your daughters grade four teacher.” My mom talked for what seemed like forever. Except one thing was wrong, the teacher was really nice, I couldn’t believe it. I was pondering one question in my head. Was she doing this to bug me, or was she doing this just because my mom was around”? I knew one thing, if she was acting nice just because my mom was around, then I knew that my year in grade four will be a memorable one.

Monday, October 19, 2009

My Weird Memories

You want to know some of my memories of when I was really little? Well here they are, when I was really little I would always go to water parks and hug the huge Winnie the pooh. My mom would try to get me to go play with something else, but I loved Winnie the pooh so I wanted to stay with him. My mom would come and get me and try to get me to play on something else like the waterslide, but I would just run back to winnie the pooh.





Then when was this one time i was about 4 years old, I was at home i would wake up early every morning just to put on my princess costume. My costume was pink and sparkly and i had my "magic" wand with me, and would pertend to dance with a prince, out in my little sand box.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Imagine.....

If you found 10 million dollars, what would you do with it?

Well if I found there would be so many things that I would do with it, and this is how it would start. If I was wondering around Glendrosa and I found a lotto ticket worth 10 million dollars there are so many things that I would do with it. I would keep it for sure. but there would be so many people out looking for it what if they saw that I had it. That would not be good. But if I took it and asked them if I could keep it and they said yes well then I would bring it home and put it in my bank account you don't need to spend all of of that, because then when it is spent it will be all gone you wont find another ticket like that. Or if I wanted to spend it, there would be so many things that I would buy.



I would want to go straight to the mall and start shopping, because on thing about me is that i love to shop. Then I would travel around the world shopping at new malls and making new memories. I would go to Hawaii because it is so much fun there, and also Paris. i would want to buy a new house right by the ocean but i would not have enough money, because the one that i want is $$$$$$$$$$$120million$$$$$$$$$$. well that is what i would do with 10million dollars, what would you do?

Monday, October 5, 2009

My Funny Memories

I just watched the video I had a bad day. The pictures were funny. That reminds me of when I was little. I had to think about it alot and so I thought, when did i have a bad day. I remember when i was really little on my birthday I stuck my head in my birthday cake, and i was covered in the cake. I got so mad because I recked it.

There was also another time when I was really little we were having spaghetti, and I accidentally spilt it allover my new clothes and my mom and dad were not to happy about that. I was a mess. after we were done eating there was spaghetti on my pants, on my shirt, and even in my hair. I had a good long bath after that diner.

Then when i turned 3 years old, I went to the washroom and sat down and then I fell in. I was screaming and yelling because I could not get out. Then finally my mom came in and helped me up. I was crying so much. My mom gave me a bath after because I was soaked in disgusting water. Which made me even more mad because when I was little I hated baths. after that my mom put me to bed I cried forever but then got so tired that I finally fell asleep.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

The Worst Thing you could Possibly do!

I think that smoking should be band in British Columbia and I am going to tell you why. Thousands of people smoke either because they think it is cool, or they got addicted to it. The people that got addicted to it, a lot of them don't want to smoke but can't quit. If smoking was not aloud people, would not have to worry about getting addicted to smoking. If you go for walk, you always see people smoking and you are not suppose to breath in the smoke, it is really bad for you. If there was no smoking cigarettes wouldn't be lying on over the ground. When you think about it if you went for a fifteen minute walk, you would probably walk by around a thousands cigarettes. Now that is not a good thing.

Cigarettes have so many bad things in them that I cant even name them all, here is a few things that they do to you, they make your teeth turn black well actually your whole mouth, its makes you so lazy and it makes you stink. Do you want all those things to happen to you one day. I had to think about this what would happen if the people that loved smoking got it took away. Well that would not be good. It would start so many fight and lots of jobs would go out of buisness. That might not happen though because it is only band in B.C. and every were else is aloud.
Anyways what i am trying to say to you would be, don't smoke, what good comes to that. Think about it.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The guy who changed everybodys life

Terry fox was a great man who went for the best. He ran around 3339 miles, not for him, but to raise money for people who had cancer. He wanted to raise 1 million dollars but raised around 30 million dollars. he ran all across Canada with only one leg. To many people around the world, terry fox is there number one hero.
In the year of 1981 terry fox had his last Christmas with his family with the rest of the money he had he spend it on a pink garbage can for his mom and then a few months later he died. i could not imagine being terry Fox's mom, because after all that he achieved. That is why every year on the day of September 25 all the schools go out for a run to remember the distance and the good man that he was.
when you really think about it terry fox is a really good person he tried so hard to inspire lots of people. One thing that terry fox would try to tell everybody is that anything is possible if you just try and believe.